PROBLEMS IN PHOTOGRAPHY(god dammit.. dedicated to the beautiful ladies out there..... in my class and other places)

TO ALL IDIOTS WHO ARE CAMERA SHY(TO ME ESPECIALLY)

1.STOP IT YOU WONT BE ONE YOUTUBE
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2.I JUST WANT A NICE PICTURE OF YOU LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AND THE PIC WILL BE SENT TO YOU FOR 'INSPECTION' BEFORE IT IS IN MY PORTFOLIO
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3.I FIND YOU PHOTOGREANIC(WHICH IS A GOOD FUCKING THING FOR ONCE WHICH MEANS THAT YOUR BEAUTIFUL(or just nice to take in some cases)
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4.(TO BOYS ESPECIALLY) 'OI FUCK YOU LA U TAKE MY PIC FOR WAD??!!!) NABEH CAN U FOR ONCE LET ME HAV A NICE ACTION PIC??!!!
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5.(TO GIRLS)..'CAN I TAKE UR PIC ON THIS SCENERY'or'CAN I HAVE A PORTRAIT OF YOU'.............REPLIES 'OH FUCKING HELL NO!!!!!!! DUN NID DUN NID' (DUE TO KNOWING THAT I AM THAT UGLY JUDE AND JUST DUN LIK ME...) PLS LAH WTF !!!! DUN EVER JUDGE THE BOOK BY ITS FUCKING COVER!!
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6.THE MOST FRUSTRAITING!!!! CANDID SHOOTS OF U ALL BEING HAPPY... FUCK LA COVER FACE NABEH !!!! HOW TO SHOW UR FUCKING EXPRSSION??!!!
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7.THE MOST FUCKING IMPORTANT... IF THE PIC IS FUCKING UGLY I WILL JUST FUCKING DELETE IT!!! U THINK UGLY PICTURES WILL GO INTO MY PORTFOLIO????
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8.I GURANTEE YOU(GIRLS ESPECIALLY) THAT I AM NOT A SICK AND PERVERTED MAN IF U STILL GOT NO 'SAFETY FEELING' I CAN PROVE THAT I AM NOT LIKE THE OTHER SICK AND PERVERTED PORNO GUYS AT CLASS.
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An Example of a nice proper picture(without camera shy or jude haters or i just snap when i think it is nice)

sry if ur against the idea but the protrait pictures might not be up unless i get good remarks of the ppl looking beautiful etc...i know how to detect fake remarks(by hypocrites who dun wan the idea of the beautiful portraits)